◉ PROBE TELEMETRY
every coin is an instrument
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live · auto-refresh 60s
public aggregates only · no key needed · nothing here identifies a viewer
live probes
how it works
🖼️ thumbnail hook

Every probe coin's image loads through our server. Each load is counted with request headers only — it works even in mobile apps, where scripts never run.

📡 beacon

HTML coins ping home every time their animation plays. Two hooks, one instrument.

🔒 privacy

Aggregates only. No accounts, no raw IPs, no cross-coin tracking. We count views, not people.

what we're learningfrom the discovery-layer paper · updated as probes land
F1

The discovery surfaces are named.

gmgn.ai, basedbot.app and debot.ai hit a probe within minutes of launch — no marketing, no announcement. First time we've known exactly where new coins get discovered.

evidence: strong
F2

Indexers are instant and global.

One coin, 13 countries, ~20 minutes, zero marketing. The chain tape shows a handful of swaps; telemetry shows 100+ views behind them — the attention iceberg.

evidence: strong
F3

Views come before buys.

A thumbnail fetch landed 2 seconds before a bot's first buy — the cleanest view→buy signal we've captured so far.

evidence: moderate
F4

The dip-bot is a solved function.

One address buys ~60 seconds after every large single-tx dump — reproduced twice, loses money both times. It is exit liquidity, not smart money.

evidence: strong
F5

The sniper fleet is picky, not omniscient.

30+ wallets sharing one brain, 0.00001 ETH standard entries, bought only 5 of 22 launches. A bot buy means the coin passed their filter — never a take-profit trigger.

evidence: strong
F6

Volume is optics.

$1,491 of "volume" on a $2.95 market cap — the number multiplies tokens by marginal price, not money flow. Measured fees (buys ~0.70%, sells ~0.05%) tell the truth.

evidence: strong
F7

Watchers watch the chain, not the venue.

The same watcher sites index Clanker coins as Zora coins — they watch Base itself for new tokens, venue-agnostic. Pump.fun blocks telemetry entirely.

evidence: strong
★ headline metric

First-5-minute conversion rate

Views and uniques in minutes 0–5 after deploy vs organic buys in the same window — no stimulus. Tweak one attribute per probe batch, watch conversion change. This is the number that decides what ships.